Life-saving Bag O’ Chips!

After reading the title, you may be thinking something along the lines of “Whatchu talkin’ bout Willis?” I swear I’m 100% telling the truth! This bag can save lives! How? Well, the brilliant people over at Tostitos have come up with a special edition chip bag. This extra fancy bag has got a breathalyzer attached. The chip bagalyzer (eh? ya, like it?), is out just in time for one of the biggest drinking days of the year, the Super Bowl.

Here’s how this handy dandy bag works, you blow into it, and if it detects alcohol in your breath, a red steering wheel and message will appear. “don’t drink and drive” warns your wonderful caring chip bag. Just when you thought this bag was done saving your life, there’s also a discount code for Uber! You may not be able to drive yourself, but here’s something that’ll help you get to where you need to be, safely, at a slightly cheaper rate, is exactly what I imagine the Chip Bagalyzer would say if it could talk. So, grab the hottest must-have item of all Super Bowl Parties this year, and be safe!!! I share because I care!¬†